Reasons to learn Arabic:
so I can fly to Lebanon and seduce Hamed Sinno in his native language
so I can understand Jihad and his family when they veer into Arabic asides
so I can understand the music
so I can read hummussexual’s blog
so I can watch Al-Jazeera
just because it sounds really cool tbh
Al-Jazeera is better in English. The Arabic one is crap. #JustSaying.